Edward Burns

Chief Architect of Chaos

Edward Burns is a 37-year-old web developer who lives in a small town in the Midwest. He loves to wear bright yellow pants and drink cheap beer on Fridays.

Edward's main goal in life is to create the most obnoxious website the world has ever seen, filled with bright colors and harsh shadows. He takes pride in being a master of CSS and HTML, and has even written a book about it.

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