Melissa Jones - the queen of Neo-Brutalist contributors - here to serve you the most aesthetically-pleasing, eye-searingly bright, and hilariously terrible website in all the land!
Known for her impeccable taste in font choices and her unrelenting dedication to the art of making your eyes water, Melissa Jones is the mastermind behind this masterpiece.
When she's not busy making your eyes bleed, Melissa can be found sipping artisanal coffee and eating craft beer at the local bistro.
Want to see more of her work? Check out her other projects, where she applies her unique brand of design sensibilities to even more questionable endeavors.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try other contributors - where a whole cast of wacky characters are waiting to make you question your life choices.
And, if you're feeling particularly brave, try her 404 page - a real challenge for even the most seasoned web surfer.