John D's Testimonials

John D says:

"I once knew a guy who knew a guy who knew the meaning of life. He was a real existentialist. But I digress."

Also, John D says:

• "I've got a great idea for a new product: a toaster that also plays the Macarena! It's gonna be HUGE!"
• "I've been trying to get in touch with my estranged twin, but he's always out of reach. I guess that's what I get for not being a fan of reality TV."
• "I'm not a doctor, but I've got a great doctor's hat. Want to see it? It's got a built-in whoopee cushion."

Want to learn more about John D's questionable life choices?

• Early Life
• Philosophy
• Medical Mumbo-Jumbo