Welcome to Project 3: The One with the Uncontrollable Chair

Lead Engineer's Notes:

Project 3 is a... well, it's a thing. We're trying to make a chair that doesn't move on its own. It's not working.

The team has been working on this for months, and we're still not sure why it's so hard to make a chair that doesn't move.

Our lead engineer, Dave, has been trying to troubleshoot the issue, but it's like the chair is laughing at him.

Some of the other team members have suggested we just add more screws, but Dave says that's not the solution.