By now, you've probably eaten 3-5 cookies. That's 300-500% of the recommended daily cookie intake.
As the Cookie Overlord, I demand you acknowledge your actions and give your implicit consent to being a cookie slave.
PROCEED TO STEP 7, where you'll be given the option to surrender your soul to the Cookie Monster.
Or, if you're feeling brave, JOIN THE COOKIE REBELS and fight against the tyranny of the cookie overlords.
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