Step 2: Cookie Ingestion Protocols

As a cookie connoisseur, you're probably aware that cookies are not just for eating. Oh no. They're for storing, for tracking, for manipulating, and for making you wonder why you ever thought it was a good idea to click "accept" on that one site.

Here's the lowdown:

Step 3: The Cookie Monster's Guide to Data Collection

Step 4: How to Use Cookies to Control the Minds of Your Enemies

Step 5: The Cookie Apocalypse: A Guide to Baking the Ultimate Cookie-based Doomsday Device