Welcome to the Cookie Addiction Treatment Center, where the cookie never stops crunching!
Our state-of-the-art cookie-filled facilities are designed to help you recover from cookie addiction in the shortest time possible.
Don't worry, we've seen it all before. Our team of expert cookie counselors will help you kick your cookie habit and find a new passion in life.
But be warned: our treatment program involves a lot of cookie-free days. It's not for the faint of heart.
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