Cookie Amnesty Program

Welcome to the Cookie Amnesty Program, where we take cookies and make them legal.

Are you tired of being shunned by society for your cookie-loving ways? Do you dream of a world where cookies are freely shared and enjoyed by all?

Look no further! Our team of expert cookie analysts have developed a system for granting cookie amnesty to individuals who have been wronged by the cookie industry.

How it works:

1. Step 1: Fill out our comprehensive cookie questionnaire.
2. Step 2: Our team reviews your application and determines eligibility for cookie amnesty.
3. Step 3: Receive your official cookie amnesty certificate, redeemable at participating bakeries nationwide.

We have helped thousands of cookie lovers achieve freedom from the shackles of cookie oppression. Join our community today and start enjoying cookies without fear of reprisal!