By the power vested in me, King Cookie of the Realm of Snackdom, we hereby declare the following:
Section 1: Every citizen of the Realm of Snackdom is entitled to a minimum of 3 cookies per day.
Section 2: The Royal Cookie shall provide for the welfare and happiness of all citizens.
Link to Cookie Privileges for more information.
Acknowledging the power of the cookie, we hereby declare that any citizen who wields a cookie shall not be held accountable for their actions.
Link to Cookie as a Tool for Justice for further details.