The Cookie Nuclear Launcher
A machine so powerful, so feared, so utterly ridiculous.
Features
- Launches cookies up to 100 meters high into the atmosphere.
- Can be controlled remotely using a custom app.
- Comes with a built-in snack bar, serving only the finest cookies.
Subpages:
Warning: Do not use this machine near children or pets. Or adults. Or anyone, really.
Disclaimer: This is not an actual cookie launcher. Or is it?