Cookie Catastrophe: A Recipe for Disaster
Warning: Proceed with Caution (and a Strong Sense of Mortal Terror)
The Cookie Catastrophe Recipe
A recipe so bad, it's good. So bad, it's... well, you'll see.
- 1 cup of Chaos
- 1/2 cup of Desperation
- 1/4 cup of Unrelenting Disaster
- 1 tablespoon of Utter Madness
- 1/4 teaspoon of Unbridled Anarchy
Preheat oven to 666 degrees Celsius. Mix all ingredients together until a catastrophic cookie dough forms. Bake for 5 seconds, then immediately regret it.
Enjoy your cookie catastrophe while it lasts, because it won't last long.