Q: What is the purpose of Cookie Art?
A: It's a thing where you decorate cookies, okay?
Q: Who is Cookie Artist Bob?
A: I'm the one and only, the greatest, the magnificent, the incomparable Cookie Artist Bob.
Q: How do I contact you?
A: You can email me at cookiebob@neobrutal.com or call me at 1-800-COOKIE-ART. But let's be real, you're just going to use the email, because who has a landline these days?
Q: What kind of cookies do you make?
A: All kinds! But if you want the good stuff, it's gonna cost you. My "I Specials" are top-of-the-line, trust me.