In a world where cookies have taken on a life of their own, we've reached a point where they're no longer just a sweet treat, but a tangible, edible entity with its own agenda.
Meet Cookie-1, the pioneer of the cookie-as-object movement. With its chunky, hand-hewn shape and crunchy texture, Cookie-1 defies the traditional notion of a cookie as mere foodstuff.
Learn more about Cookie-1's specs and capabilities, including its impressive 3000-calorie count and ability to grant the consumer temporary feelings of euphoria.
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Important legal disclaimers regarding the potential consequences of interacting with Cookie-1, including but not limited to: sugar comas, cookie-induced euphoria, and spontaneous outbursts of cookie-themed puns.