Welcome to The Cookie Spirit

We're a cookie that's been possessed by a mischievous spirit!

Our cookie's name is Crumplen, and we're here to serve you up a side of sass with every bite.

Crumplen's Cookie-Fu is a ancient martial art that combines the power of cookies with the stealth of a ninja.

Want to learn more?

Test your knowledge of Crumplen's cookie-filled world with our Cookie Trivia quiz!

Crumplen's Cookie Spirit does not actually possess any real cookies. This site is for entertainment purposes only.

We do not actually recommend eating cookies before or during the practice of Cookie-Fu.

But, we do recommend eating cookies after mastering Cookie-Fu.