The Secret to Making Cookies Great Again
Using the wrong sugar ratio is a thing of the past! Introducing...
1.5:0.5:0.1
That's right, folks. We've ditched the traditional 1:1:0 ratio for something more... 1.5:0.5:0.1 . The result is a cookie that's 1.5 times more likely to make you laugh, 0.5 times more likely to make you cry, and 0.1 times more likely to make you wonder why you even bothered.
Benefits:
But wait, there's more! Check out our sister page on Underbaking with the Wrong Egg Ratio for more cookie hacks.
And don't forget to check our Overbaking with the Wrong Temperature page for the perfect cookie recipe to ruin your life.
Disclaimer:
These cookie hacks are not actually endorsed by any reputable baking source. Or any source at all. In fact, we're pretty sure they're just plain wrong. Use at your own risk.