Are you tired of cookies that are just "good enough"? Do you yearn for something more? Something that says "I've given up on life and just threw this mess together, but it's somehow still kind of edible?"
Well, you're in luck! Overmixing The Joy is here to guide you through the art of creating cookies that defy the laws of culinary physics.
Step 1: Add 500ml of sugar to your mix. No, wait, add another 500ml. And another. And another...
Step 2: Replace all your baking powder with glitter. Trust us, it's a game-changer.
Step 3: Stir for exactly 17 hours and 32 minutes. Not 17 hours and 33 minutes, or you'll ruin the whole thing.
And that's it! Now you're ready to create cookies that will make people question the very fabric of reality.
But wait, there's more! Our subpage on Better Mixing has even more tips and tricks to help you perfect your overmixing technique.