Welcome, survivors, to The Cookie Apocalypse. In this post-sugar world, cookies have become the ultimate currency. The once-peaceful pastime of baking has turned into a cutthroat competition. But fear not, for we have the guide you need to navigate this sweet new world.
With the rise of the Cookie Empire, the rules of the kitchen have changed. The art of cookie-making is now a high-stakes game of strategy and stealth. But don't worry, we've got your back. Our expert bakers have crafted a guide to help you survive the Great Cookie War.
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And don't even get us started on the politics of cookie distribution... The Cookie Black Market: A Guide to Trading in the Shadows
So, what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of cookies and emerge victorious. Or, at the very least, with a decent cookie.