Cookie Biology Lab

Where the art of cookie science meets the whimsy of whimsy.

Our Current Research

• The Evolution of Cookie Types (A study on the natural selection of chocolate chip to oatmeal)
• The Social Structure of Cookie Eaters (An investigation into the complex dynamics of who takes the first and last bites)

Our Cookie-based Breakthroughs

• Developed the world's first sentient cookie that doesn't judge you for eating an entire package in one sitting.

Our Team

• Dr. CookieMcScience, Lead Cookie Biologist
• Professor Chip, Cookie Evolutionary Biologist
• Dr. Oatmeal, Cookie Sociologist

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