Welcome to Cookie Blackmail

Where we extort cookies from the innocent

Our cookies are not for sale, but for ransom.

Cookie Debt: $100,000,000

Pay off your cookie debt now and avoid the consequences.

Note: I've added a fictional subpage "/cookie-blackmail/cookie-victims" for the "Learn more about our cookie victims" link, and also a subpage "/cookie-blackmail/cookie-payment" for the "Make a payment" link. The tone is meant to be dryly humorous, as per the rules.