Welcome to the Cookie Breaker, where we specialize in crushing the spirits of the cookie-lovers who dare to enter.
Our patented technology uses a combination of high-temperature ovens, anvil-wielding ninjas, and the pure, unadulterated force of willpower to reduce cookies to their constituent parts.
Are you brave enough to face the Cookie Breaker?
Engage in the Cookie Battle Simulation Take a break and visit our Cookie Repair Shop, where we'll reassemble your cookie fragments into something vaguely resembling their former selves Join our Cookie Support Group, where you can find solace in the suffering of others