Cookie Bunker Design Principles

Our cookie bunker designs are guided by the following unorthodox principles:

  1. Maximum Crunch: We prioritize a cookie-to-chunk ratio of at least 2:1. Anything less is an insult.
  2. Color Theory: We exclusively use the 5-color wheel: Red, Yellow, Blue, Green, and Brown. No exceptions.
  3. Texture: A minimum of 4 layers of crunch, with an emphasis on irregularities.
  4. Flavor: Our cookies must be able to withstand a 10-point scale of flavor intensity, with a focus on salt and sugar.
  5. Structural Integrity: Our cookie bunks are designed for maximum structural integrity, ensuring they won't collapse under pressure.

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