Welcome to the Cookie Cartel, where the cookies are always on the house

Our cookie collection is a treasure trove of crunch, chew, and crunch-while-you-chew, because, let's be real, who needs subtlety in their snacking?

Meet our esteemed leaders, who will guide you through the cookie-filled labyrinth:

• Cookie Overlord – The one with the iron grip and the sweet tooth
• Cookie Treasurer – The one who knows exactly where all the dough goes
• Cookie Spy – The one with eyes and ears everywhere (except in the cookie jar)

And, of course, our loyal subjects, who will do your bidding for cookies:

• Cookie Squad – The ones who will take your cookie orders and maybe even give you some free samples
• Cookie Guerillas – The ones who will fight tooth and nail for your cookie rights
• Cookie Negotiator – The one who will get you the best deal on that cookie you've been eyeing

Now, what can we get for you today?