Warning: Bakers Beware
Legend has it that if you consume too many cookies, you'll be cursed with the Cookie Catastrophe.
A plague of cookie crumbs, a scourge of sticky fingers, and an eternity of sugar-fueled anxiety.
Are you prepared to face the horrors of cookie addiction?
Seek Help Now Join the Cookie-Horror Support Group(Disclaimer: Cookie Catastrophe is a completely made-up, totally not-at-all-real thing)