You've heard of cookie jar, but have you heard of the Cookie Catastrophe that occurred on 3/14/2022? It's a tale of love, betrayal, and sugar-fueled chaos.
In the heart of Cookieville, a town built on the crumbs of a thousand midnights, the cookie jar that was once the lifeblood of the community was suddenly, inexplicably, and catastrophically empty. The townspeople, fueled by desperation and sugar cravings, turned on each other in a frenzy of blame and recrimination.
As the sun set on Cookieville, the townspeople gathered 'round the wreckage of the cookie jar, their faces twisted in anguish and their bellies growling in protest. It was a day that would be etched in the memories of Cookieville forever, a day that would be known as the Great Meltdown.