Decline the Cookie: A Bureaucracy of Denial

Dear applicant, your request for the cookie has been thoroughly reviewed and denied.

Reasons for denial include, but are not limited to:

• Excessive use of cookie crumbs on previous applications
• Lack of proper cookie-related ID number
• Failure to provide sufficient cookie-themed supporting documents

Please note:

If you wish to appeal this decision, please fill out form 345-B and submit it to the Cookie Review Committee.