We spoke to a renowned cookie expert (okay, it was just our intern Tim), and he told us that the soft bite phenomenon is a real thing. Apparently, it's due to a combination of factors, including the type of sugar used, the moisture content, and the all-important ' cookie-to-chewer' ratio. Who knew?
But don't worry, dear readers, for we've got the solution! Introducing the Soft-Bite-Inducing Cookie (SBI for short). This revolutionary new cookie is designed to be so soft, it'll make you question the very fabric of reality.