The Cookie Classifications Committee is a think tank dedicated to categorizing the world's cookies into their correct and proper classes. We're not just talking about chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin here, we're talking about the very fabric of reality.
We've got the Chocolate Chip Hierarchy, where cookies are ranked from most decadent to least. We've got the Oatmeal Raisin Politics, where the delicate balance of nut to fruit is weighed. And, of course, we've got the Pinterest-Approved Cookie Aesthetics, where the perfect cookie is defined.
But wait, there's more! We've also got the Cookie Classification Controversy, where the very notion of classification is called into question.
We use a rigorous, scientifically-backed system of classification, involving the following criteria:
We're not afraid to get our hands dirty and taste our way through the cookie universe to bring you the most accurate classifications possible.