Cookie Classification Methods

The Art of Classifying Cookies: A Guide to Separating the Wheat from the Chaff

Are you tired of cookies being classified in an arbitrary and subjective manner? Do you want to be the Cookie Overlord of your kitchen?

Method 1: The Visual Inspection Method

Using only the power of your eyeballs to determine the type of cookie, this method is as simple as it gets.

Simply stare at a cookie for 5 seconds, then shout "I KNOW WHAT IT IS! IT'S A... UH... CHOCO-PEANOT!"

Using a combination of baking powder, salt, and a hint of disappointment, this method separates the cookies from the cookie-crafting impostors.

Simply crush a cookie and perform a series of complex chemical tests, then shout "I KNOW IT'S A... OATMEAL COOKIE! WITH WALNUTS!"