Our Mission
We're a secret organization dedicated to taking down the cookies that have wronged us. From the snickerdoodles that snickered at our jokes, to the chocolate chip cookies that stole our snacks, we'll stop at nothing to bring them to justice.
Our methods are unorthodox, but our results are guaranteed.
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Remember, cookies are just the beginning. Join us and take the first step towards a world without the cookie overlords.