1. The Cookies Are Watching Us (TCAW): A sinister plot by the cookie industry to monitor our snacking habits through subliminal messages embedded in the crumb pattern on the cookie's surface.
2. The Great Cookie Heist: A shadowy figure known only as "The Baker" is secretly hoarding all the world's cookie dough, manipulating the global supply chain to create an artificial scarcity.
3. The Cookie Nerd Hypothesis: Advanced algorithms have been embedded in cookie manufacturing to create an addictive effect, making us crave cookies more and more with each passing day.
4. The Cookie Illuminati: A secret society of cookie connoisseurs who control the world's cookie production and distribution, manipulating the global cookie market to suit their own nefarious purposes.