Chapter 3: The Dark Side of the Crumb
Warning: what you are about to read may change you forever.
It's time to get real about the cookie world. The sweet, fluffy world of cookies that we all know and love is not all it seems.
There's a dark side, a side that few dare to speak of. A side that involves cookie dough, and cookie cutters, and cookie... cookie doomsday.
But fear not, dear cookie craftsman. For in this chapter, we will delve into the depths of the cookie underworld, and emerge stronger, wiser, and more prepared for the cookie wars to come.
Back to Chapter 2: The Art of the Crumb
The Crumb of Darkness
The Crumb of Darkness is a phenomenon where the cookie crumb becomes so fine and powdery that it's like trying to hold onto a cloud.
It's like the cookie is laughing at you, taunting you, daring you to try and grasp it.
The Cookie Cutter's Lament
The Cookie Cutter's Lament is a state of existential despair that befalls cookie cutters when they realize they can never truly cut the cookie perfectly in two.
It's like the cutter is trapped in a never-ending cycle of disappointment and frustration.