Cookie Crafting 101: Tips for the Weak

Are you tired of being a mediocre cookie crafter? Do your cookies taste like disappointment and sadness? Well, worry no more! Here are some tips from the experts (not really) on how to take your cookie game to the next level:

• Use more butter. Like, a lot more. It's not just for cooking, it's for happiness.
• Don't overmix. Unless you're going for that special kind of cookie that's all about texture and inconsistency. In which case, go for it!
• Chill your dough. Not just any chill, a specific chill. The kind of chill that comes from staring intensely at the fridge for at least 4 hours.
• Practice your cookie toss. The perfect cookie toss-to-oven ratio is key.