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Welcome, cookie connoisseur, to the most meta of cookie theories: Cookie Solipsism!
Cookies, in their crumbly, crunchy, chewy glory, are the ultimate manifestation of the human condition.
According to Cookie Solipsism, the universe is merely a cookie-shaped void, and we're all just individual cookie-crusts floating in an endless sea of cookie-flavored nothingness.
But don't just take our word for it! Read on for more mind-bending, cookie-based musings:
Learn the 7 Principles of Cookie Solipsism
Explore the Dark Side of the Cookie
Or, if you're feeling particularly meta, click here: Dive into the Abyss of Cookie Nihilism