Cookies: The Unreliable Allies

Where do you stand on the great cookie debate?

The Cookie Conundrum

Do you believe cookies should be a human right or a luxury item?

Should they be free and plentiful, or rationed like a precious resource?

Read the views of our cookie prophets

Or perhaps you'd rather _goals">Join the cookie revolution

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