It's not really stealing, it's just "acquiring" a cookie from a baby. They don't need it, they'll just eat anything.
Learn more about Cookie HeistsThey're just going to eat them all anyway. Save yourself the guilt and hide them in a fake "for the greater good" box. Label it "for research purposes".
Get expert advice on Cookie Cover-upsJust don't. It's not cool. Unless you're a pirate. Or a villain. Or a villainous pirate. In that case, go for it.
Why Not to Cookie Ransom: A Guide for the Morally Ambiguous