The Cookie Crime Tips Page

Tip 1: Steal a cookie from a baby

It's not really stealing, it's just "acquiring" a cookie from a baby. They don't need it, they'll just eat anything.

Learn more about Cookie Heists

Tip 2: Hide cookies from your significant other

They're just going to eat them all anyway. Save yourself the guilt and hide them in a fake "for the greater good" box. Label it "for research purposes".

Get expert advice on Cookie Cover-ups

Tip 3: Sell your cookies for ransom (just kidding, don't do that)

Just don't. It's not cool. Unless you're a pirate. Or a villain. Or a villainous pirate. In that case, go for it.

Why Not to Cookie Ransom: A Guide for the Morally Ambiguous