COOKIE OPERATIONS: Infiltration Division

Our agents are expert cookie thieves, infiltrators, and analysts. Their cover: bakeries.

We've infiltrated:

  • Biscuit Blackmail - Using our advanced cookie-camouflage tech, we extract sensitive information from unsuspecting biscuit consumers.
  • Cookie Napping - Kidnapping, but with cookies.
  • Cookie Planting - Infiltrating and replacing cookies to gather intel on the cookie-buying habits of world leaders.
Cookie Sabotage Cookie Forensic Analysis

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