Cookie Crimes: Tips for the Cookie Crusader

Chapter 1: The Art of Stealthy Snacking

When it comes to cookies, there's a fine line between indulging and committing a cookie crime. Here are some expert tips to help you navigate the gray area:

Cookie Heists: How to Swipe a Cookie Without Getting Caught

Cookie Hoarding: The Secret to Stashing Away the Perfect Snack

Cookie Forensics: Analyzing the Scene of the Crime (i.e., Your Kitchen Counter)

Chapter 2: Advanced Cookie Operations

Once you've mastered the basics of cookie crime, it's time to take your skills to the next level:

Cookie Espionage: Gathering Intel on Your Neighbor's Baking Schedule

Cookie Sabotage: How to Disable the Cookie Jar's Child Safety Lock

Cookie Infiltration: Joining a Cookie Club Without Getting Caught