Underbaked Cookie Crimes: A Study of the Most Epic of Fails
Warning: This page is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to recreate the following cookie crimes in your own kitchen.
The Great Cookie Catastrophe of 2018
In a shocking turn of events, a well-intentioned baker attempted to bake a batch of cookies using a 30-second microwave timer. The results were...less than desirable.
- Excessive use of sugar caused a cookie to explode, shattering the windows of a nearby kitchen
- Another cookie developed an unidentifiable mold, which was later determined to be a sentient creature
- Three cookies simultaneously caught on fire, causing the fire department to respond to a non-emergency situation
A Special Report: The Cookie Heist of 2019
Investigating officers reported a string of cookie-related crimes, including:
- The Great Cookie Heist of 2019, where 17 cookies went missing in a single night
- The Cookie Bandit, a suspect with a history of cookie thievery
- The Cookie Cartel, a shadowy organization suspected of cookie smuggling
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