Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.
Meanwhile, experts recommend stocking up on non-affected cookies, such as those made with alternative ingredients, like:
- Cracked wheat cookies
- Quinoa cookies
- Cookie-sized pieces of fruit
The Cookie Crisis: A Global Pandemic
As of today, reports have emerged of a mysterious outbreak affecting cookie production lines worldwide. The cause of this phenomenon remains a mystery, but experts suspect a combination of factors including, but not limited to:
- Overreliance on sprinkles
- Underuse of cookie-scented essential oils
- Insufficient cookie-hugging
- Lack of cookie-themed yoga poses in the factory floor