CRITICISM

Here's a cookie that's almost as bitter as your aunt.

Rating: 2/5, because who needs cookies that are this bitter?

Here's a cookie that's almost as sweet as your mom's hug.

Rating: 5/5, because this cookie is the real MVP.

And here's a cookie that's almost as crumbly as your hopes and dreams.

Rating: 1/5, because it's a mess.