As a renowned Cookie Critic, I've spent years pondering the existential implications of the cookie.
The cookie is the ultimate manifestation of human ingenuity and laziness.
It's a perfect union of crunch and chew, of texture and taste.
But is it art? Is it science? Or is it simply a vehicle for the dissemination of sugar and fat?
Some argue that the cookie is a metaphor for life itself: it's messy, it's imperfect, but it's full of surprises.
Others claim that the cookie is a reflection of our collective guilt: we know we shouldn't eat it, but we do anyway.
But I ask you, dear reader, what do you think? Is the cookie a culinary delight or a moral minefield?
Dive into the Cookie Ethics subpages for more on this topic. Explore the Cookie Theology subpages for a deeper dive into the cookie's place in the universe.