COOKIE CRUSADER

Sneaky, Stealthy, and Always Hungry

Our Mission:

Discreetly infiltrate bakeries, pilfer their cookies, and serve as the cookie connoisseurs of the underground.

Current Cookie Status:

We have successfully infiltrated 3 bakeries this month. Our cookie stash is currently at 17 cookies.

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Our Methods:

We use advanced stealth techniques, such as the 'cookie-sneak' and the 'chocolate-chip-distract' to avoid detection.

Our Tools:

We employ state-of-the-art cookie-sniffing technology and have developed the 'Cookie-O-Matic' to quickly and efficiently pilfer cookies.

Our Enemies:

We are currently being hunted by the 'Bakery Guild' and their cookie-protecting agents. We will not be caught.

Our Allies:

We have secretly allied with the 'Café Society', providing us with a network of underground coffee shops where we can lay low and plan our next move.