COOKIE COOKIE FAQ: FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

A Guide for the Clueless Cookie Enthusiast

Q: What is a cookie? A: A round, tasty treat made from cookie dough. Not to be confused with the circular piece of glassware.

Q: Are all cookies created equal? A: No. Some cookies are created more equally than others.

Q: Can I eat a cookie a day and still live a healthy lifestyle? A: Only in a parallel universe where cookies are the only thing you can eat, and your arteries are made of rubber.

COOKIES FOR LIFE FAQ

Q: Do cookies interfere with my sleep?

Q: Are cookies a form of therapy?

COOKIES ARE THE ANSWER TO ALL LIFE'S QUESTIONS.

Disclaimer: Cookies not responsible for actual answers.