COOKIES IN THE BOARDROOM

The Dark Underbelly of Corporate Baking

It's a little-known fact that the most powerful force on earth is not love, nor is it sugar and spice. No, no. It's the cookie.

A cookie on a executive's desk, with a menacing glare

The Rise of Cookie Imperialism

As the cookies spread across the globe, they have formed their own shadow government, with an iron grip on the world's snack food markets. The boardroom, once a symbol of corporate power, is now a battleground for the cookie elite.

A map of the world, with cookies taking over every continent