Welcome to da Cookies in da Ghetto, where the streets are tough and the cookies are tougher.
Here, we got cookies so big, you'll need a forklift to get 'em. And if you can't find 'em, we'll give you a map, 'cause we got cookies on the corner, and cookies on da wall.
Chocolate Chip Gangsta cookies, made with the freshest, most expensive cocoa beans, and a hint of swag.
Oreo Oddball cookies, with a twist of crazy on top, like a cookie-topped tornado.
Pistachio Pimp cookies, made with the finest, most expensive pistachio paste, and a dash of attitude.
Our cookies ain't cheap, but they're worth every penny. Prices start at $5, and go up from there, like the rent in da projects.
Get the dealz, and save 5% off your first purchase, or your money back, whichever comes first.
Don't forget to check out our Cookie Crew, the toughest, most feared cookie gang in da neighborhood.