MANDATE 1

BY ORDER OF THE COOKIE OVERLORD

ALL CITIZENS OF THIS REALM SHALL BE REQUIRED TO CONSUME AT LEAST 3 COOKIES PER DAY.

FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN SEVERE PENALTIES, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:

1. IMMEDIATE REMOVAL FROM THE COOKIE OF CHOICE
2. ASSIGNMENT TO COOKIE-DEPRIVATION CAMP
3. RELOCATION TO A COOKIE-UNINhibited ZONE

COOKIES SHALL BE SERVED IN THE FOLLOWING QUANTITIES:

• CHOCOLATE CHIP: 2
• PEANUT BUTTER: 1
• OREO: 3

Mandate 2: Additional Cookie Requirements