Cookie Detox: Phase 2 - The Agony of Withdrawal

Congratulations! You're now in the midst of the cookie detox process.

• Day 2: Your body is starting to crave the taste of cardboard.
• Day 3: You've started to develop a strange affinity for the sound of a bag of chips being opened.
• Day 4: You've begun to question the purpose of life without cookies.

What's your current withdrawal symptom:

• I'm experiencing a severe craving for the crunch of a freshly baked cookie
• I've taken to licking a spoon in public to try and recapture the joy
• I've started to hoard cookie cutters in preparation for the inevitable cookie apocalypse