We are a nation built on the principles of sugar, spice, and the occasional burnt offering.
Our foreign aid program is designed to bribe our allies with the finest cookies in the world.
Our diplomats are trained in the art of cookie negotiation, and our cookie-based economy is the envy of the world.
But beware, for our enemies are not so easily won over. Their cookie jars are guarded by the fiercest of cookie-loving generals.
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