Cookie Quantitative Easing 2.0

By decree of the Cookie Overlords, we are pleased to announce the launch of Cookie Quantitative Easing 2.0, a bold new program designed to stimulate cookie demand and drive economic growth.

Through a series of targeted cookie purchases and strategic cookie placement, we aim to:

• Boost cookie confidence and encourage responsible snacking habits
• Stimulate cookie innovation and drive down costs
• Reduce cookie-related stress and increase overall happiness

Key features include:

• Coupon codes for 10% off all cookies
• Free cookie-themed stress balls for every 5 cookies purchased
• Cookie-themed yoga classes and meditation sessions