After conducting an exhaustive study, our team of highly qualified researchers has come to the following conclusions:
Our research suggests that cookies are the perfect food for the soul. In fact, 9 out of 10 participants experienced increased feelings of joy and euphoria after consuming a cookie.
We also found that cookies can be used as a viable substitute for therapy in the event of a bad day.
However, our study was not without its challenges. Several participants experienced cookie-related trauma, including but not limited to:
- Excessive crumb production
- Uncontrollable cookie cravings
- Spontaneous cookie-induced singing
We are currently seeking funding for further research into these areas.